The Frog

The year before, my wife graduated from high school (don't even think I'm going to say the year) ... she acquired a concrete frog. The frog stayed with her through the rest of high school, her trip off to college, the 17 years of her first marriage, and 23 years of our marriage. This was an outdoor frog - he wasn't housebroken.
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